Lunch Duty

The coverage email comes out. I checked my schedule against the yellow squares indicating an uncovered duty.

Fourth-grade lunch would fit.

As I entered the lunch room, I glanced down at my watch and noted how many steps I had. I wonder how many steps one can take during lunch duty.

Next, I did what I always do when in the lunchroom. I walked around to scope out the lunchboxes, looking for inspiration for my own kids’ lunches. As I peeked over shoulders, I listened into conversations and chatted with kids.

“Why does growing have to hurt so much?” I heard one student exclaim.

That got me wondering if I could collect lines from lunch and turn them into a found poem.

I scanned the cafeteria for something to write with. It didn’t look like I’d be able to execute that idea. No writing utensils.

I did one last sweep, listening into conversations as I moved. Found one!

I grabbed an abandoned book to lean against as I wrote:

Back in my day…in preschool

Cockadoodledo

Five Minute Warning

Wait. What happened?

Why am I hearing voices?

The fuel isn’t full yet…

Ms. Carey, is that the One Book, Two Schools book?

What is the book?

What are you doing?

Are you writing down my name…

Ok, so the poem wasn’t going to happen the way I imagined.

Lunch duty was over.

Half a mile. That’s how far one might walk lunch duty.

13 thoughts on “Lunch Duty

  1. This is both rational and crazy at the same time, maximizing your time, digging for ideas, taking steps. I love the line, “Why am I hearing voices?” I know why it was said in the cafeteria (after the chime), but it has a great other meaning.

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  2. Oh my goodness, I hope you tell the students what you were doing and share this post with them– it’s hilarious! I bet you can harvest more lines (as well as lunch inspiration) and create quite an ode to the lunchroom conversations.

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